Okay, folks, this is big. HUGE, I tell you. I'm going to have to type fast, because the black helicopters could be coming at any time. But here's the deal: NASCAR, ESPN and Mother Nature conspired to get the Sunday Pocono race pushed to Monday! It's true! NASCAR planes were seeding the clouds all weekend long, and ESPN crews were secretly pumping water onto the track. It's all a big conspiracy, I tell you, and I'm going to blow the lid off it!
This is bigger than NASCAR faking the results of Juan Pablo Montoya's pit road speeds. This is bigger than NASCAR secretly driving GM to bankruptcy to make room for Toyota. This is bigger than Dale Earnhardt Jr. inexplicably winning the 2009 Sprint Cup championship -- oh, wait, you guys haven't heard about that one yet. Anyway, this is huge, I tell you!
We can discuss this during the live chat that'll be happening all race long, starting at noon ET and linking off the main NASCAR page ... as long as the NASCAR secret police doesn't come for me ...
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