C-a-C: If it's not too much trouble, could I have an autograph?

Kasey Kahne is making an appeal to Jimmie Johnson, who doesn't seem to care much one way or the other. What's happening here, friends?

After the jump, President Johnson debuts at the White House.

Furiousd:
"I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk. I do my little turn on the catwalk."

Rick G:
Is Carl giving the clap to the President, or is he just using a hand lotion? 

Mel G:
EDWARDS: Whoa Clint! Did you have beans last night?!!