See, folks, this is why NASCAR drivers need some sensitivity training. Or, perhaps I should say, INsensitivity training. David Reutimann is still smarting from the Denny Hamlin-caused spin from Monday's Pocono race that very well could have ended Reutimann's Chase hopes for 2009. Here, check it out:
So what does he do? Does he charge Hamlin after the race and threaten to FedEx his boot to Hamlin's backside? No! He simply declares that he's "mad as heck" over the wreck.
"Mad as heck"? Really? Come on, Reut, you can do better than that! This guy knocked you from 13th to 16th in the Chase standings! Get over to Aaron's and rent yourself a crowbar and realign Hamlin's thinking ... or at least his bumper!*
(Worth noting: Hamlin did send an apology text to Reutimann. I would love to see what those texts look like, wouldn't you? D00D. SORY BOUT WRECKIN UR CHASE HOPES. STILL BFF? LOLZ. -HAMBONE.)
Reutimann had been one of the success stories of the 2009 season, but he's now got a huge hill to climb if he's going to make the Chase in 2009. And gee whillikers, if Hamlin stands in his way, why, he'll box some ears like nobody's business!
*-Please note that all advocations of violence are purely in jest and not meant to be taken seriously. Though it would be kind of cool if they were.
Reutimann still angry about Pocono wreck [AP via Yahoo! Sports]
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