Friday, September 18, 2009

Create-a-caption: That's quite a right hook you got there, Mark

Jimmie Johnson appears unimpressed by Mark Martin's fighting skills. (Aside: Martin revealed yesterday that he weighs 125 pounds. How does the wind not take him away?) Anyway, make your best caption below, friends!

After the jump, Jeff Gordon and Tom Cruise man up.

Mister F:
Scene from RAINBOW MAN:
It's a 2009 COT. V-8. Only a few production models. Mr. Hendrick lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.

Baker:
An angry, heartbroken Jeff Gordon tells Cruise to get out after learning that most scenes of Days of Thunder were fake.

Carol:
Each of them is shorter than the other.

Duck:
Oh great! My Tom Cruise wax figure is finally here...just stick it over there.

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