No sport offers up a more bewildering array of souvenir crap memorabilia than NASCAR, and They Make It digs deep into the corners of the Internet to bring all that strangeness to light. Today: painting by numbers with Joey Logano!
The item: Game Day Logo 6' x 4' Joey Logano lawn kit, $74.97 from (where else?) Home Depot
The deal: Looking to paint your lawn with the number of your favorite driver but turned off at the prospect of burning it into the sod with gasoline again? Then we've got your answer! For a mere $75, you can get this vandalism-in-a-box fan appreciation kit, allowing you to tell everybody just how much you love Joey Logano! Kit is meant to be applied to grass only, so don't go painting the neighborhood kids, the dog, or somebody's truck. Because that would be very funny -- I mean, wrong. Very, very wrong.
By the way, we've got plenty of Joey jokes we're not using here -- it ought to be crayons, not spray paint, stuff like that -- so feel free to mine that angle in the comments.
The hat tip: Reader Rick C. Got a bit of NASCARiana for us to check out? Hit us up at jay.busbee@yahoo.com. We'll make ya famous!
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