Create-a-caption: Dude, what is that on your neck?

Matt Kenseth finds something horrible with Greg Biffle. What, pray tell? I'm sure you know.

After the jump, a week's worth of winners!

Hey all, thanks for hanging with us while I was AWOL. Here's a whole horde'a caption winners from the past week. Enjoy.

Me Me Me:
Harry: So, let me get this straight. You just found out you had a brother, drove to Cincinnati to pick him up, and now you're taking care of him?

Dick Smothers:
Michael Waltrip touches the height of his abilities. (Ouch!)

ipoloboyi:
"Tom Cruise! Katie Holmes! I really am living the high life."

Chuck:
Seriously. We swing a little. Are you in?

(That's not Gordon's wife, but it's okay. It was still funny.)

razz:
Weldon: "We thought about it, Jr, but there was just not enough space for a CD player or GPS".

spike wins the "it's a joke, son. s'posed to be funny" award:
let me think, not, he cant drive nascar... what makes him think he can go indy???//
he need to learn how to drive again and mabe he might be a ble to do something....
just becouse your famous from your daddy, dosent mean a thing.
mabe dale needs to try driving #102
i can do better then he is doing. i love the need for speed.

Beer Is My Anti Drug:
Left Picture: Dale - What the heck are all these buttons for? Dan - This one dumps oil on the track, this one blows smoke, this one is the nitro booster...just like Speed Racer!
Right picture: Dale - (Rapping) Yo, check 1, 2. I may not win races but I stay in good graces, of NASCAR fans all across the land! Dan - Yeah Son! Then I'll scratch the records like this.....

Randy:
Gordon strikes his little Napoleonic stance as Jackson firmly refuses to do the "What choo talkin' 'bout Willis" line.